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    This flute really stands out at parties! I brought it to a friend's birthday and it became the talk of the night. Everyone wanted to take a sip from the 'well-endowed' glass.
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The Willy

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Ice Breaker
“Oh my gosh, is that...?”
"So what do you do?"
Giftability
Perfect for every party animal.
For your boring boss.
Use Case
Drinking champagne like a legend.
Just... holding liquid.
Instagram Worthiness
1,000+ likes guaranteed.
“Nice pic.” Maybe 10 likes.
Judgment Factor
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Pretentious and uptight.