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Why settle for boring glassware when you can have THIS?
It’s discrete from a distance… until it’s not.
“Is that…?”
Oh, you bet it is.
It’s THE WILLY.
Holds 4 oz / 120 ml of bubbly, crafted from crystal glass because quality matters (even when it’s cheeky).
Each one is handmade—so yes, it’s had a proper hand job before reaching you. 😉
Available in sets of 2-12, and packaged in a box with more protection than... well, let’s just say it’s very well-covered.
The perfect gift for your most delightfully degenerate friends or any occasion that calls for laughter, bubbles, and a touch of mischief.
The Willy never fails to deliver. It’s bold. It’s hilarious. It’s exactly what your glassware collection has been missing. Proudly Shameless.
The Willy glasses are intended for use as a champagne glass, NOT bedtime adventures. Use responsibly.
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| Ice Breaker |
“Oh my gosh, is that...?”
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"So what do you do?"
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| Giftability |
Perfect for every party animal.
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For your boring boss.
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| Use Case |
Drinking champagne like a legend.
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Just... holding liquid.
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| Instagram Worthiness |
1,000+ likes guaranteed.
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“Nice pic.” Maybe 10 likes.
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| Judgment Factor |
Proudly shameless.
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Pretentious and uptight.
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